“Girl number two, Colombian girl,
POF first, skype second,
Invited her to stay the night to my house,
We fucked twice,
Woke up,
I bought breakfast, she cooked it,
We fucked,
Went Kayaking,
We fucked on the island we Kayaked to,
Went back,
I bought her lunch at Jonny Rockets,
Never saw her again,
She has a boyfriend now.”
~Wald
Sounds like it was all a pretty fair trade. Never know, that boyfriend could be raising your kid.
Maybe.
Funny part was it looked like he was the guy she made wait a day or three before sex. We boned the day we met.
Had Shakespeare lived later, he would have written this.
You must be sarcastic. I consider this post one of the worst poems I’ve written.
Wald
It has some absurd quality to it. Shakespeare surely would have wanted to let his mind free-wheel like this. But the censors and the Catholics, you know. They would not allow you to write about Skype. They would have called you nuts and sent to the lunasium.
Very true.
Wouldn’t want to go back there again.
Wald