My feelings on this day are summed up by:

When I meet a man with more notches on his belt than I, I rejoice, for he may have something to teach me.

When I meet a man with less than notches on his belt than I, I rejoice, for I may have something to teach him.

When I meet a man who has the same taste in women as I, I rejoice, for he is a man of good taste, like me!

When I meet a man who has a different taste in women than I, I rejoice, for nary a woman shall come betwixt us and our friendship.

And there you have it.

Now I excuse myself to spend the rest of the day with family.

~Wald