“Tis the season to be thankful and thankfully there’s a lot to be thankful for. Let me count my blessings:

I’m thankful that I have family that I like to spend time with.

I’m thankful that I can and will find others on the ground who think like us.

I am thankful for the online community of men who teach more than I’ll ever learn in school.

I’m thankful that American women have little character on the whole and are easy – I can use them as stepping stones without remorse.

I am thankful there are plenty of fish in the sea and when I encounter a bad one, I can throw it back and catch another.

I’m thankful for the handful of failures with women at young age that have opened my eyes more than I could have ever imagined.

I’m thankful I’m a man.

Amen.

~Wald